Nov
24
First things first, I ordered pizza from a corporate overlord last night. The pizza came with a job application taped right on top of the box. There is an asterisk on the application making it clear that when you complete it and hand it in at the store you will still have to fill out an official application for the job you desire. It is not clear what you are supposed to due about the mild fug of confusion and quasi-despair, but I had a splash of bourbon. Cheers to you and yours on this day of national sponsorship. I hope the football team wins.
