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The other night, I had the strangest dream. So many stories begin this way (maybe?), but don’t fuck with me: in this dream I had such an amazing mustache you probably weren’t going to be able to disagree with me ever again. It was a “win-win” mustache, meaning that if you liked it, I was the winner, and if you disliked it, I was also the winner. Winning was easy with a mustache so beautiful and appropriate. In our age, mustaches are weird because they are the butt of jokes. This was an unjokeable mustache. If you tried to make fun of me in this dream, I probably would have been elected president just to fuck with you. It was a beautiful mustache.

Do I want a mustache now? Not really.

Do I finally believe in happiness? Yes.

Aug 23, 201016 notes
#dream #mustache
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kickingtelevision:

… but she was leaning to the jack of hearts

Something is wrong with the world today, because I am posting way too much and other Tumblrs keep putting up tunes I love and this is my favorite Bob Dylan song maybe except for all the others.

CORRECTION: It’s all kicking television/You Are Already Free posting things I love!

Aug 20, 20104 notes
#Lily #Rosemary #and the Jack of Hearts #Bob Dylan
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Aug 20, 201023 notes
#The Tallest Man on Earth #The Wild Hunt
a bright wall in a dark room.: Opinions in Progress: A Viewing Diary for Four Early to Mid-Career David Cronenberg Films  → brightwalldarkroom.tumblr.com

by Mike Rowe

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Scanners (1981)

Like Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, David Cronenberg’s Scanners puts a brutal spin on a ludicrous idea. Telepathic individuals called “scanners” can control the nervous systems of other people to such an extent that they are able to regulate heart rates,…

I’m super into David Cronenberg, so I was keeping a viewing diary, which is now up at A Bright Wall in a Dark Room!

Aug 20, 201017 notes
#david cronenberg #a bright wall in a dark room
Aug 20, 201016 notes
#new york #museum #photo #when harry met sally
Aug 19, 20104 notes
#parents #dog #oliver #natural posers #photo #animals #vacation pictures
“Very pleased to meet you. I’m a small, well-mannered black young woman with a magic eye. I’ve met other cats with one blue eye and one green eye and such, but I’m told I’m truly rare – to have two colors in one eye. Some say that, way back when, about the time Stonehenge was built, there were cats like me who really could do magic with their special eyes. Good magic only – like finding things that had been lost, healing young sprites and fairies who had tripped on logs, and, occasionally – so they say – helping people to move large, heavy stones.” —

Queenie, a biography.

Do you spend your time on animal shelter websites ever? You have, at least once, looked to adopt a pet online. And I’m sure you’ve noticed that some of the best copy on the internet is pet descriptions on animal shelter websites. I don’t even know why I’m starting this magazine because I sure as fuck can’t compete with prose like Queenie’s history.

(via fightwithknives)

Real magic is being able to move large heavy stones. And sawing them in half.

Aug 19, 20107 notes
#pets #magic #stones
Aug 18, 2010
#me #you #tumblr #shakespeare #bedbugs
The Best Kind of People Only Exist on Paper

I can’t explain exactly why I find this so fascinating, although it does suggest the difficulty of certain kinds of statistical demography, which, you know, everyone is really into and probably wants to talk about? Anyway, the Times reports on recent revelations that Japan’s elderly population may not be so robustly venerable:

A woman thought to be Tokyo’s oldest, who would be 113, was last seen in the 1980s. Another woman, who would be the oldest in the world at 125, is also missing, and probably has been for a long time. When city officials tried to visit her at her registered address, they discovered that the site had been turned into a city park, in 1981.

To date, the authorities have been unable to find more than 281 Japanese who had been listed in records as 100 years old or older. Facing a growing public outcry, the country’s health minister, Akira Nagatsuma, said officials would meet with every person listed as 110 or older to verify that they are alive; Tokyo officials made the same promise for the 3,000 or so residents listed as 100 and up.

The national hand-wringing over the revelations has reached such proportions that the rising toll of people missing has merited daily, and mournful, media coverage. “Is this the reality of a longevity nation?” lamented an editorial last week in The Mainichi newspaper, one of Japan’s biggest dailies.

The best bit maybe: “Living until 150 years old is impossible in the natural world,” said Akira Nemoto, director of the elderly services section of the Adachi ward office. “But it is not impossible in the world of Japanese public administration.”

Aug 14, 20109 notes
#elderly #japan #new york times #is that you kafka?
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Aug 14, 2010
#ray parker jr #ghostbusters #up to the minute cultural artifact
Dark Was the Night Blind Willie Johnson

Dark Was the Night by Blind Willie Johnson

In our multimedia dictionaries of the future, you will look up the word plaintive and just hear this song.

(On the other hand, I am also inspired by the name Blind Willie Johnson to suggest crude bluesman monikers like Spiny Dick Thompson or Exposed Penis Bronson. Of course, such an activity feels all kinds of wrong.)

Aug 8, 201012 notes
#Dark Was the Night #Blind Willie Johnson #plaintive #crude
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