April 2010
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People—Silver Jews
Let’s meet...
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the complaint department
I need a haircut. My hair looks like a bunch of coiled, broken guitar strings, barely combed into some semblance of hipster bedhead. I also slept very little, my mind animated by nightmares. For some reason, my pants feel very uncomfortable today. The most important part of the human body is shame.
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my friends
I think I should rename this blog Book Pictures and a Picture of a Car because that is all I seem to blog about these days. Or all the days.
But books? I drink sometimes while I read, but I drink with my friends, too. Shouldn’t there be more pictures of them on here? Do I even have friends? Yes, actually, I do. Aren’t you my friend? My friends have had too much to drink. They are...
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New Insult Sunday
“Shut up, facehead.”
“Facehead?”
“Yeah, you have a big stupid face wrapped all around your head.”
“Okay…”
“By the way, I’m drunk.”
